Interesting isn’t it?

Without all the crap MSN has, GMessenger will enable instant messenging for .NET passport users, meaning all current MSN users will be able to use GMessenger with their current logins and contact lists.

The alpha is yet to be distributed. Current build is 0.5. Despite the name convention, Google has nothing to do with this IM program. It is simply a personal project by some guy on Neowin.

More info: http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=284354

Jet Li > Bruce Lee > Jackie Chan > Keanu Reeves

I’ve always been a fan of all of Jet Li’s movies. Lately (the last 3 years or so), I’ve been missing out on a lot of the new ones.

Movies to see:

• The One
• Unleashed - this one is new
• Romeo must die - this one seems absolutely awesome
• And perhaps some old ones

Jet li’s fighting style is so smooth and fast. By limping on one leg and jumping into some wall (making a huge dent) with a single toe nail and slashing the crap out of some retard while eating a 4 meal course, Jet Li can kick all kung-fu and karate people’s bootehs. It would be interesting to watch Jet Li fight Jackie though.

As usual, a month after a haircut, I need another one. Since I’m not so rich like Marilyn Manson who hopefully wishes to grow his ribs back, I went to some cheap haircut place in Chinatown.

I’ve never liked that place, and the smell and tone of the room just made it worse. Crap was all over the place, dirty couches everywhere, newspaper flying, and even cut hair near the door. This, unsurprisingly, didn’t lighten up my mood.

So after waiting for 20 minutes, I finally got seated on one of the crappy unconfortable chairs there. The first impression of the barber I got was that she was short - unbelieveably short. She almost had to reach for my head when I’m sitting down.

I thought that (hopefully) maybe she has some skills cutting hair.

I was wrong.

This came up in the mirror after the cut - not the entirely black thing, but the shape.

I swear I knew that the sides were unequal, but the barber just won’t listen and told me to piss off. So now I’m pissed and paranoid that my head is shaped irregularly - I took a picture and compared the two sides.

The red line is the shape of the left side of my hair. The green is the right. It’s either my eyes are so sore from tracing the image that I can’t see straight, or do the lines almost meet exactly?!

Once again I’m proven wrong by my own curiosity.

I cannot believe I just paid $5 for it.

Nonetheless, to gain more popularity for this blog, I decided to feed a LJ account with this RSS. Now you can friend my LJ! - http://www.livejournal.com/users/deadlymt/

For anyone else who needs a feed, ask me and I’ll add it.

Peter: well laugh all you want, but when you die you’ll have to go to heaven and you know what? You know what? your gonna run into those two deal bailiff ladies from Night Court, and your not going to know witch one is witch and its going to be really awkward, so bite me

Brian Griffin: Hey Bartender! Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Police Officer: Hey. That’s Against the law. You’re coming with me.
Peter Griffin: [singing to the tune of U Can’t Touch this] Ah ah ah. Can’t Touch Me/ Can’t Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I’ve got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can’t sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister’s teat/ Can’t touch me/ Can’t touch me/
Adam West: What in God’s name is he doing?
Peter Griffin: Can’t Touch me.
Cleveland: I believe it’s the worm.
Peter Griffin: [still singing] Can’t touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I’m a big shot, there’s no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don’t like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let’s all do the bump/ Can’t touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can’t touch me/ I’m Presidential Peter/ Interns think I’m hot/ Don’t care if you’re handicapped, I’ll still park in your spot/ I’ve been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It’s Peter, Go Peter, I’m so Peter, Yo Peter, Let’s see Regis rap this way/ Can’t touch me.

[Brian and Stewie are on a German tour bus]
German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany’s contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
Brian Griffin: Yeah, about your pamphlet… uh, I’m not seeing anything about German history between 1939 and 1945. There’s just a big gap.
Tour guide: Everyone vas on vacation. On your left is Munich’s first city hall, erected in 15…
Brian Griffin: Wait, what are you talking about? Germany invaded Poland in 1939 and…
Tour Guide: We were invited. Punch vas served. Check vit Poland.
Brian Griffin: You can’t just ignore those years. Thomas Mann fled to America because of Nazism’s stranglehold on Germany.
Tour guide: Nope, nope. He left to manage a Dairy Queen.
Brian Griffin: A Dairy Queen? That’s preposterous.
Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. (You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany.)
[throws his hand up in a Hitler salute]
Brian Griffin: …uh, is that a beer hall?
Tour guide: Oh yes, Munich is renowned for its historic beer halls.

More of this! Or you can go and kiss the fattest part of my ass.