Today I heard the most satirical laugh a satirical laugh can get. It was undeniably the stupidest thing I’ve heard and also the dumbest thing to watch on a 20-year-old guy’s face.
Let me make this hypothetical.
Two people are talking about what good books should have and stuff. The Hobbit comes up. One says, “Maybe I’m dumb or something, but I thought Middle Earth is a time period.” Now, that person is about 30. The other, being 20, jumps up 30 meters into the air, comes down, opens his jaw up so big that China would have heard it hitting the ground, and starts screaming high-pitched blabberish while laughing as if he saw a ponderosa cake eating a rat. The other person tries to act mature but really can’t hold in the curiosity and discretion.
“Are you okay?”
The End.
Middle Earth is Europe a long time ago. I tried it, and if you stick Great Britain beside France after a 44 degrees turn or something (I wasn’t bored enough to measure), it actually looks a lot like JRR Tolkien’s map. I read that part of the legend was that a chunck of middle earth was ripped off, and it formed Britain… so yeah.
also, you have to stick Ireland into Britain first… :P