I cannot believe what I’ve been going through - a month of on and off internet connection problems.

Ever since this greedy evil company took over my computer and phone, I’ve been lazy to change it to Shaw or something.

Now, half of the times, all HTTP websites don’t work, if accessed by browsers. Firefox spends 5 minutes “Looking up yankee-doodle.com” and comes up with an error message of “Blahblah.com can’t be found. Please check the name again and try again”, meaning “your internet provider sucks; switch now or be retarded forever”. Internet Explorer doesn’t even take the time to find websites, but just spits out the default “Cannot find server” page. Opera shuts down when urls are entered into the address bar.

The other half of the time when my internet does work, most images / styles on a web page are blocked. MSN works, which kind of pisses me off because MSN is usually the one that doesn’t work - can’t blame MS for its crappy programming this time.

P.S. The only reason I didn’t edit that logo of Telus so that it says “We are here to dominate your life and give you the crappiest dial-up speed an ADSL connection can offer” is because by the time I finish opening, erasing, typing and saving up the new file, the internet connection will be broken.

P.P.S. The only thing I like about Telus is its letter-arrangement on the keyboard - it’s so easy and fast to type it up. But then again, what’s the use of typing it when nothing works, other than complaining.. And the Telus TV commercial style really beats Apple’s. I don’t like the animals, but the combination of some 70’s song, duplicates of one lizard, and a white background really draws my attention. Nah forget I said that. Telus does suck completely.