I laughed at this guy for hours. I still can’t close my mouth. Hm.. or maybe that’s because i blue myself ahahahah. Okay.

I popped a non-existent blister while golfing yesterday. We just HAVE to go GOLFING on a sunny friday afternoon don’t we. It’s like the best sport ever. Yep. All of those old people who have nothing better to do are just so leet at golfing. It’s like magical. I want to be just like one of them, swinging a stick at a plastic (or rock?) ball that’s still on the ground. Good thing all of the old people will die soon and maybe so will the retarded people - so golfing will disappear forever.

AAA batteries are so expensive. Or maybe not. I drained 3 entire batteries this week, for my mp3 player (assuming 15hours/battery). Or maybe it’s because my mp3 player sucks. Damn sales person with his stupid face and stupid name “Mario” selling it to me for $200 last June, when it’s now $90 everywhere you go. Why not add a Yoshi doll to my order so I could hump it later.