• Getting a papercut under a nail
• Taking showers after swimming
• Thinking about cleaning out my desk
• Getting haircuts
• Babies crying

I especially hate papercuts under nails. It’s like stealing your soul. You try to grab a bunch of paper and jab your finger into an edge and acidentally slide it across the surface. The pain of untouched skin under your nail bleeding is unbearable. Not only that, afterwards, you get a huge blob of red crap around your fingers. I hate cleaning out my desk because of that.

Weird & funny things happen everyday.