I saw some guy that looks incredibly like Morpheus at the swimming pool today (although I don’t think Morpheus swims). I swear, if I didn’t take a closer second look, I would have tried to ask for an autograph or something. And amazingly, this guy is Chinese. I know, it’s difficult to imagine two people of difference race looking the same. But this dude just had me.

That huge black thing on his head was hair. At first I thought it was the hat thing that swimmers wear, but it looked shiny. Then later I thought it might have been a wig cause it looked really flimsy. But then that could just have been his age. He had all the stand-out features that Fishburne has. Huge eyes that stick out of the eye sockets. A really huge but flat nose. Huge lips (oh boy did I get some nasty results searching for this one). And a sliver of empty space between the two front teeth. Holy crap was it scary to see a guy so much like another guy.

Damn I suck at photoshopping. The photoshopped Fishburne looks like he’s Ethiopian or something. Anyone good at image manipulating? Try photoshopping the first photograph into a Chinese guy.