Blade vs Spiderman

My friend and I were pondering over this for about half a day. Who do you think would win in a one-on-one fight with Blade and Spiderman?

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Blade

  • has all the strengths of vampires: physical strengths, regeneration (immune to bullets), ability to suck blood, etc.
  • has all the strengths of humans: walk in daylight, immune to silver and garlic, etc.
  • looks cool with shades
  • has awesome gadgets: the sword, cool guns, knives and stakes, and also the spinner thing:

    blade_weapon

  • has Whistler (although he died in Blade Trinity, which sucked so much I will never mention it again unless my intention is to diss it)
  • has a cool name

Spiderman

  • has a dorky looking suit
  • is strong
  • has the sixth sense
  • has great agility and flexibility
  • spins webs
  • has a great reputation
  • is underfunded

Take your pick!

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  1. 1March 22nd, 2006EngLee says

    I’m not the fan of both. I’ll go for Blade. He’s much more aggresive when he is fighting. When talking about spiderman, what that came to my mind is that he always got beaten up when rescuing the girl.

  2. 2March 25th, 2006DJ says

    The general belief in spidey fandom is that he’s always holding back and has never used his full strengths…

    Me I think Blade would kick his ass.

  3. 3March 27th, 2006hellfireomega says

    Dude, COME ON! Spidey.. sixth sense,, helloo?? Blade tries any shit, spideys a step ahead. Besides Blade’s all tech, once he loses that shit, he is done for. Half way thru the fight that guy is gonna be so tired spidey could knock him over with one finger. SPIDEY.. hands down.. winner..

  4. 4March 27th, 2006Oliver Zheng says

    Blade can regenerate. In other words, Blade will never get tired in a fight (only temporary maybe) or be harmed permanently. I’m sort of leaning towards Blade because, like DJ said, spidey seems to hold back all the time.

  5. 5March 29th, 2006hellfireomega says

    Dude, to regenerate, blade needs blood. Besides you never know when blade’s gonna get “hungry”. Also, blade cant climb walls, he is just fast and strong.. spiderman is also but spidey also can more effectively dodge any of blades attempts to hit him because of spider sense. So basically you got spider dodging attacks until he gets the blade (weapon) and other techware away from the vamp and wraps him up in strong webbing and hangs him in mid air and uses him as a punching bag, cause at that point Blade is just useless…

  6. 6March 29th, 2006Darkmotion says

    Omg, Spidy would kick blades’ Ass :P Marvel comic superheroes pwn- Spidy is just too fast :P. Sure Blade can throw point pieces of metal and suck blood, but spidy is agile, and and get up and away from danger. Then when Blade least expects it- he’ll get a nice shot of web fluid in his eyes (after Spidy takes off his glasses).

  7. 7April 2nd, 2006PJ says

    I think Spiderman would just bum Blade to death.

  8. 8July 11th, 2006AXEL says

    Blade is strong and agile also and he has alot of experience of killing he will never hold back blade get weak when he get hurt to many times but he never go out with out hes sirum spidy is a little wimp kid not experience he’s always lucky

  9. 9July 30th, 2006Shadow says

    Umm… Why would Blade and Spidey fight against each other? They both are good (Well Blade has his vampire-side, but still…) Well anyway, I think that Spiderman would win, cause Blade just is so slow, Spidey would just web him, and then make his “Stairways to Heaven” move. Okay, thats form the game, but anyway…
    Spidey would dodge, dodge, web, spin, kick, punch, BAM!, throw, web, dance, kick, slam, cook, throw, dodge, drive a Dodge, eat, kick…

  10. 10September 4th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    I THINK SPIDER-MAN WILL WIN BECAUSE HE SWINGS IN THE AIR AND BLADE DOES NOTFLY

  11. 11September 4th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    THEN YOU ARE RIGHT SPIDER-MAN AND BLADE ARE GOOD GUYS SO THEY SHOUND TEAM UP AND FIGHT SOME ONE LIKE VENOM AND CARNAGE

  12. 12September 7th, 2006jct says

    well it’s true ther both good guys. but un like spidy blade is not a nice guy. he’ll kick spiderman’s ass if he gets in his way. and blade slow? lol he’s half vampuer and vampuers are very very fast. any blade dos show mrcy like on like spiderman. blade everytime he drinks blood or take his seron he gets faster and sager. and onese cross piths you rember the spiderman from the 90s when morbus was on lost i reminber blade brook free from a net of web and man handod him. i bet if spiderman and cross piths blade take his sorwd and drve it toer spidy hert.

  13. 13September 7th, 2006jct says

    and i bet spidy cant handel frist like blade cod.

  14. 14September 7th, 2006jct says

    blade wod win coss he’s a conplte bad ass.

  15. 15September 7th, 2006jct says

    and also Wesley Snips is a bettel acter then Tobe McGowier.

  16. 16September 7th, 2006jct says

    but like it to a move siderman vs blade. string todbe McGower as (spiderman-preter parker) wesley snips as (blade) kustin dunts as (mary jene watsin) and that old that played wisler as (wisler) and ad morbus in we jill wener who plays (crista) in blade the show ther as (crista) we cin more cters from the show ther and have the night stakers back. we cin ad more spider man vilins and from blade. at frst win they fist met ther fight then later they will tem up.

  17. 17September 10th, 2006alabaster bones says

    yeah……spiderman would prolly win by snappy comebacks. i know that sounds stupid but check it out…..nobody has ever been fast enough to actually say something to blade, before he kills them of course.(okay dracula, but that doesn’t count because we’re not going from the movies on this one.) in the comic book, spiderman says that he is so fast that everyone seem to be slow, that’s why he’s able to make everything he says funny. Blade, would get his ass properly handed to him. And look at the ultimate spiderman books, the kid is 16, and he’s already had a few really badass fights. and you guy’s say that spiderman would get messed up.i say he would kick blades undead ass!

  18. 18September 12th, 2006jct says

    yes on ultimate spiderman he’s a yer yanger then he is on the organo tital. ultimate good but like the older titals better becuse he’s more beff on ultimate he looks like a skinny little shimp. on ultimate spiderman #95 blade mikes in aperits in the begining casing a vamp sidy sees it and webs blade and go and see if the guy was ok then he show his faing and atacks then blade berkes free kills the vamper. then he has spidy pin to the wall and tells him to stay out of his way or he’ll kill him then blade lives and spidy gos aftr him then he’s gon. it 2 part story. i was dsapinted blade did not show up agin kick some more becuse after the begaing he did not show up agin. and had spidy pin to the wall it saim like he did not had a chach agest blade so thats prof blade cin kick spiderman ass.

  19. 19September 20th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    I THINK THEY WILL MAKE MAVAL VS MOVIE WHEN THEY ARE DONE WITH ALL THE MOVIES THEY ARE DOING NOW
    BUT I REALLY THINK THAT BLADE WILL WIN HE IS UNDEAD

  20. 20September 20th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    BUT I WILL LOVE TO SEE SPIDER-MAN AND BLADE VS
    VENOM AND CARNAGE THAT WILL BE A COOL VS MOVIE
    BETTER THEN FREDDY AND JASON VS MICHAEL

  21. 21September 20th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    I WILL LIKE TO SEE A MICHAEL VS PINHEAD BECAUSE THEY HAVE FREDDY VS JASON THEY CAN’T VS MICHAEL

  22. 22September 20th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    HEY WILL ANY BODY TELL ME WHY IS EVERY ONE HATES THE IDEA OF A LIVE ACTION MOVIE OF DRAGONBALLZ I THINK IT WILL IT WILL BE GOOD ON DVD BUT NOT BOOTLEG

  23. 23September 20th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    IF THEY DO MAKE FREDDY VS JASON 2 IT WILL BE JUST FREDDY AND JASON NO MICHAEL MYERS BECAUSE MICHAEL IS FROM A COMPANY NOT OWN BY NEWLINE THAT IS WHY NO MICHAEL MYERS

  24. 24September 20th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    THEY CAN MAKE MICHAEL VS PINHEAD BECAUSE THEY ARE FROM THE SAME COMPANY

  25. 25September 20th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    AND ALSO NO SPIDER-MAN VS BLADE THEY ARE GOOD IT WILL BE IN SPIDER-MAN 4 SPIDER-MAN VS VENOM AND CARNAGE

  26. 26September 20th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    IN THE ALL NEW MOVIE TMNT 4 I THINK THEY SHOUND PUT IN THE SHREDDER AND HUN WITH THE PURPLE DRAGONS

  27. 27September 22nd, 2006jct says

    what the hell dos fredy jason michal and dbz have to do with this is just abut spiderman and blade but if u want to cheige the tapic what abut dracula vs jason what abut that.

  28. 28October 17th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    i just got to see x-men 3 , garfield 2, and poke’mon 8 and they rule i still did not see superman 5 is it cool like i heard it is or is it gay,

  29. 29October 17th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    i will like to see a jason vs michael movie and it will be friday the 13th part 12

  30. 30October 17th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    hey how about a friday the 13th part 13 jason finds his mom on earth 2

  31. 31October 17th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    do you now if they will make a hellraiser 9 or no more pinhead movies will be made it’s over

  32. 32October 18th, 2006Daywalker says

    Blade will win cause blade knows Martial Arts and spidey doesnt.If spidey was fighting blades enemies am sure he would loose cause spidey is just a photographer and he god his powers by accident.Blade was born perfect he is a hybreed.Go blade dring spideys blood……

  33. 33October 21st, 2006Uk man says

    I think spidey is a lil prick n a tossa

  34. 34October 24th, 2006joejoe says

    spiderman ist beste gelle zijt watjes die da voor blade zijn

  35. 35October 24th, 2006joejoe says

    spiderman is the best blade stinks

  36. 36October 25th, 2006sean m hubbard says

    BATMAN VS SUPERMAN THAT WILL SUCKS SUPERMAN IS MORE POWERFUL

  37. 37October 30th, 2006ehsaan says

    spidy could beat blade blade sucks!